Look, honey. I know you're all class, with the horrible television show and the nipple flashes and all. But who's to say whether or not your "engagement" to the troubled, late Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson was a complete fraud? It's sad when anyone dies before their time, no matter how decadent their lifestyle, and even fame harlots can yearn for a genuine connection with someone to love.
That being said, if celebrity wags are apt to question the sincerity of your feelings for your deceased beloved, perhaps it's best to choose an outlet for your grief other than Twitter.
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I love that you have links to "class" and "nipple flash" in the opening salvo to Ms. Tequila.
ReplyDeleteBut really, you don't think social networking sites are the proper place to air Kubler-Ross processing? Hmm. I may have to rethink my trademark memorial Tweets. But headstones charge by the character...and 140 would break the bank.