I am laughing so hard, I can barely type.
Carly Fiorina is running for governor of California. She is also seriously overpaying her political consultants.
Behold (via Atlantic Politics):
The Long Med Con: The Self-Styled Expertise and Expansive Invoices of Mark
& David Geier
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All it takes is a coming-of-age consultancy and you, too, can morph from an
average teenage Joe or Josephine to an instant "vaccine expert"
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Dan! I had no idea you were now creating commercials for your favored candidates! Let me congratulate you on your deft editing technique as you intercut sheep and pigs. And the shot of Evil Fake Sheep awkwardly crawling way? It screams fiscal responsibility.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you took my two-year-old's advice on how to make it concise!
Little fishes in trousers! Ms. Fiorina has just completely disqualified herself for office. Now you know why HP lost 50% of its stock price when she was CEO.
ReplyDeleteYes, Elizabeth, I am incredibly proud that I've finally managed to get my political advertisement firm off the ground. (My previous experience was limited to Rudy Giuliani's primary campaign.)
ReplyDeleteI thought I recognized you in some of Fred Thompson's work...
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