Revolutionary Road, the recipe

Take one box Betty Crocker cake mix, any flavor.  Read directions, and bake accordingly.

While cake is baking, read one copy The Bell Jar.

Remove cake from oven.  Allow to cool.

Take one container Duncan Hines premade frosting, any flavor.  Transfer frosting to mixing bowl.  Add liberal amount strychnine.  Mix.  Frost cake.

Serve.  Ice cream optional.