Unfortunately, he was eating a puppy at the time of the interview

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, ha, ha, ha!! Wheeeeeeee!!

From Politico (which is totally a gold mine today):

Vice President Dick Cheney said Wednesday that his image has gotten a bad rap in the press and that he is in fact “a warm, lovable sort.”

And I am, in fact, a starting defensive linebacker for the Cincinnati Bengals.