Observations on Wolverine

1)  The film contains the following line of dialogue:

"I'm very good at what I do.  And what I do isn't pretty."  It is not the worst line of dialogue in the movie.

2)  At one point, the leading man kneels over the body of a dead companion, bends back his head, and yells at the sky.  Sadly, he does not yell "Mendozaaaaaa!!!"  

3)  At one point, the leading man literally carries a woman into the sunset.

4)  [mild spoiler, assuming a movie this lousy can actually be "spoiled"]  A small but important plot point hinges on the extreme slowing of a character's heart to a deathlike larghissimo.  One would think, in a movie that plays as fast and loose with science as this one, they would have simply made up a drug to accomplish this.  Sadly, no.  Apparently content to induce incredulous giggles in every doctor, nurse and pharmacist that happens to sit though this film, the flat-line inducing medication the writers chose was hydrochlorothiazide.    Hydrochlorothiazide is a diuretic.

5)  Pointing out the myriad plot holes would be like shooting fish in a barrel.  A great many fish, in a very small barrel, using a very big gun.

6)  At the end of the movie, I forced the Better Half to sit through the entire closing credits, as there was a very short scene at the very end of the last "X-men" movie.  My suspicions were vindicated.  For what it's worth.

7)  If your boyfriend is prone to nightmares, and shoots bony prongs out of his hands when agitated, separate beds are probably a smart investment.