Whole new meaning for "back to nature"

There are many phenomena I do not understand. I don't get why people pay Scarlett Johansson to "act." I do not understand the appeal of shows about stupid, vapid people enjoying the privileges of wealth they did not earn. I don't understand how Glenn Beck has a job.

More than any of these things, however, I am deeply confounded... nay, flabbergasted and befuddled by the appeal of nude hiking.


  1. Global Warming has a lot to answer for.
    (Sorry couldn't resist).

  2. Dan,
    You're just jealous that when I hike nude, I don't need to bring my hiking pole!