Because I have nothing to say about AIG

You have to be seriously mad at someone to attack him with a cat. However, for us dedicated Project Runway watchers, it should come as no surprise that the cat-wielding assailant was Kenley.

According to the New York Police Department, Collins, 26, remembered by Runway fans for her brash manner and 1940s style, was charged with two counts of assault, criminal possession of a weapon and harassment after potentially striking a male in the head and face with a computer.

According to earlier reports from TMZ.com, the reality star allegedly attacked her sleeping ex-fiancé with her pet cat, water, several apples and the laptop. The Web site also reports that Collins is currently being held in jail.

I will try to come up with something pithy to say about something a bit less inane as soon as I can. But, in the meantime, I leave you to ponder the mental image of being awoken from sleep by a cat flying at your face.