Because my pain is funny

It's the middle of a short work week, with a major holiday looming. Christmas is coming, and I'm in a festive mood. In that spirit I offer to you, my beloved readers, a gift. For your amusement, I offer the following ludicrous item from my past. Friends, I was once hit on in a bar by this man:



No, I am not making that up. For the record -- yes, I have a witness. No, he was not dressed this way. And no, the interest was not reciprocated.

So, there you have it. My one potentially romantic encounter with a celebrity, and it's not Neil Patrick Harris or Anderson Cooper, but the man too tacky for Anna Nicole Smith. Enjoy!