Here's hoping this is the last one!

So, apropos of yesterday's post, I thought I would just mention that today is the 80th birthday of the "Reverend" Fred Phelps, founder and "spiritual" leader of the Westboro Baptist "Church." In honor of the day on which, eighty years ago, Fred Phelps slithered out of his mother's womb to begin his misbegotten consumption of oxygen, I thought we could all sing him "Happy Birthday."

All together now!

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday, you batshit insane raving baaaaaaaaaaas-taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard,
Happy Birthday tooooooooo yooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!!

Let's hope we don't have to bother singing again next year.

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