I am far too excited about this

Oh, my GOD!!!

You guys!! You know how I totally love Go Fug Yourself? It is, bar none, the best "deconstructing celebrity" website in the world. One day, if I am very lucky, I will get to meet Heather and Jessica, and we will realize that we were meant to be best friends.

Anyhow, they have caption contests every Friday, in which people are supposed to write captions describing the insane things various celebrities are wearing. And, my friends, this week I am a finalist.

So, if you feel like contributing to an utterly frivolous pursuit that will make me far happier than a grown man has any right to be, please go here and vote for my caption, "Strange Days."